David Pearce
About Me
Traumatized as a child by Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, David M. Pearce worried about turning into a blueberry, only to be rolled away by Oompa Loompas. He now writes questionable stories with crayons—the fat ones.
David Pearce
Traumatized as a child by Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, David M. Pearce worried about turning into a blueberry, only to be rolled away by Oompa Loompas. He now writes questionable stories with crayons—the fat ones.